A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother  that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.  It took his  mother a while before she realized that  the hymn was really "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear,"

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again? (Kamandidutsa-dutsa)

QUESTION: What do you call a man who just lost his brain? ANSWER: Divorced.

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.